So after waiting three house in the doctors office, having the most harrowing experience in the restroom (an elderly women, from here on known as Piss Pants McGillicuddy was unable to get out of the bathroom stall and had pissed all over the bathroom, which meant I was standing in a puddle of mysterious "water" that I am sure was a mixture of bathroom floor water and piss.) I get thr confirmation from the doctor that I am pregnant. Based on my last period I am 4 weeks and 6 days and my due date will be 01/13/2015. (which at first the told me 1/14/15 but the date was wrong because all the info on my last period was on my phone and my phone had died after waiting three hours so what I told them was off by one day)
Our Little Crouton is about the size of a poppy seed.
- Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep